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Threads of the Soul
by MarzAttackz
[Assessment Complete. Activating Mutagen, Please Standby….]A normal day is suddenly turned on its head when a single voice utters those fateful words into the minds of every single soul on the planet. It was after those words that every single man, woman and child was granted the opportunity to gain fantastical abilities in the name of evolution. Not even the plants or animals were spared by the words of this mysterious voice. Yet not everyone got what they hoped for. Some developed no powers at…
My System: An Evolved Computer I Made With My Unique Ability—
by DaisukiDayoSenpai
The Hero Age— circa 3113 ad. An age where humans have developed superpowers such as superspeed, superstrength, and every cliche superhero power there is. But not everyone awakened superhero powers. A tad 1% of the population were unawakened and Satoshi is one of them... or so he thought. It all started when he wished for a System-like ability in front of a retro computer, which in turn granted it the power of the System. What Satoshi didn't know is that he holds the power to transform/evolve ani…
The Lifegivers
by Gaasuja
My right hand is so amazing that it can make any inanimate objects come to life.Crazy, right?Do you think I’m god?Nah, I'm just a freshman in college with all his problems. However, my brother sucks. He's a selfish prick who wants to see the world burn.Looks like I have to use my power to stop him. That must be really sucks.By the way, my name is Evan. I'm an alien from a planet called Xionezsoqiuvenoririrexunaxiantiqinoverizovadusuruxivurunzezex. Being an alien is also sucks.
Intimate Inanimate
by JustAnotherWriter
How many household items does it take to change a light bulb? They honestly can't, so they decided for the next best thing, getting to know each other.
Idol Warfare: Villainous Talent Agency
by OakFlame
“What does it take to rise to the top?”Most people might list a few things that contribute to success. Determination, talent. An unwavering will.All of these things made sense, but there was also a different route.When asked that same question, Elric would answer with a single word.Ruthlessness.Who cares if the opponent is better in every way if they never have a chance to compete?You’re going to easily crush my crew’s runner in a sprint? Cool, let’s see you do it with a broken leg. Following in…
My Alpha Roommate
by Maia
Riley Miller, the girl of a strong colorful imagination and a crazy wish list, never thought that her wishes for something different and an exciting dramatic life along with some romance would come really come true. She was a crazy girl full of life, and adventure. She was the life of the party, leaving an impact and catching eyes of the people everywhere she went. Her charming and entertaining personality, bubbly aura, and sarcastic comebacks never failed to leave everyone in awe. Then again, s…
The Inanimate Endeavors of a Celestial
by SomeGuyWithAName
So this is the best I can do to solidify myself within the mortal lands. I could have been a man, any powerful beast, a bird, or even an ant. I could have immediately become a powerful mortal in this realm but instead...this happened. How can I possibly develop great power as...this, said Win Doh. Win Doh was a mighty cultivator who had long since transcended beyond his mortal bindings. He was an ethereal figure that could take any form by manipulating the quantum world around him, effectively c…
Tacos for Everyone ?
by SavageOreoCat
"Just Who in the right mind in the world doesn't want Tacos!?!?" says UniQueen"Santa Claus!!" Horse the Hater Troll worshipper said to UniQueen."For the God of jumping jellies be gone thought; Because Santa Claus ain't real!!!!" said UniQueen, "So in that sense Everyone wants Tacos" She continued, then finished with Jazz hands to emphasize her point.
Zodiac Circle
by Tamuna Tsertsvadze
In the realm of Zariel, every person can manipulate one of the four elements their zodiac belongs to - Fire, Earth, Air or Water. Tamie Wingfield dreams to become the greatest Zodiac Master of all time. For that, she decides to join the Rose Cruce Order, which her elder brother Nick Wingfield belongs to, as one of the highest ranks - the Sage. But Tamie has a big problem - she is a Libra, and out of all Zodiac, Libra is the only inanimate object, rendering it the most powerless of all (or so it …
Orange Tacos
by _mikanaan
Pina happens to stumble upon a cute foreign exchange student from Japan- Ian. She met him at a snack stall, and was immediately blown away by his looks and presence alone. The poor Ian was having a hard time deciding what to eat, until Pina willingly shared her Vigan Empanada that is now named "Orange Tacos" by Ian. She sadly thought that that would be her first and last interaction with a cute foreign guy......but she thought wrong. "Take me there, again. Onegaishimasu!"
I Eat Inanimate Objects
by pastaWRLD
Born to a poor family, Niko was destined for mediocrity, one day after weeks of being unable to afford food Niko decided to eat a broomstick during a fit of desperation. He did so and for some reason it...
Ugly croc hacks taco bell
by Kidney_Licker
What happens if you give an ugly croc coding powers?
Lesbian Dungeon Mistress 18+
by Untolddead
This is SMUT, Harrem, and Raunchy/full of sex and debauchery. I can't get the tags to work but don't read if you have a problem with sex with strangers and nonmonogamous relationships. Also will have relations with monsters and inanimate objects.Hedone is a young woman who put her all into running throughout her school life. However she was never the best and after graduating highschool she felt a lack of motivation. Not only that but her perfect mother has always made her feel inferior. In the …
I STARTED MY MAGIC ADVENTURE WITH A TACOS
by Sagaem
Be hungry and go for some tacos, to find a beggar and two marginalized children, in an earthquake.My taco will cool before I eat it, or maybe God will give me a new one when I die.I just hope God allows me in my other life, I can still have a block in my hand and another in my belly.
Yo solo quería unos tacos y terminé siendo transportado a otro mundo.
by AkinoE
Kylian es un niño de diez años, hijo de la familia Alcatrassa, miembros de la nobleza honoraria del Reino de Shirdalia.Tras un extraño incidente en el que permaneció inconsciente durante una semana, el que despertó no era Kylian. Actuaba diferente, su personalidad había cambiado por completo. Su secreto, había adoptado la consciencia de un joven mexicano que había muerto bajo extrañas circunstancias.¿Qué clase aventuras le esperan a Kylian, ahora que tiene un enrome interés por el mundo en el qu…
Fallen
by The_inanimate_
Me? Chosen to be the princess, I doubt it but everyone in my village would love me to succeed. I am the only female to survive through childhood in the last 50 years and I am now 16 which means I have to leave for the palace. I have to prove my worth, beauty and power to the whole kingdom, but especially to the king. It shouldn’t be too hard, right? His punishments are nothing but arousing. He is hard to resist. Will I fall into his power? Will I fall for him? But to risk my heart and power for …